Happy Birthday Chuckie

"On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to get thrown into the sun."

Happy 69th Birthday Chuck!

It seemed like it was only yesterday when my friends found this website with this weird url that would spit out random Chuck Norris facts when you refresh it (I think it was 4q.cc - the website has changed tremendously since then). At the time, this was the only website we knew of that did this. The hype grew so fast that now you can find a billion Chuck Norris facts websites. Man, it must've been at least in '05? Late night skateboarding at our local public high school's yard, while everyone with a sidekick would continually refresh the site to see what new fact came up. So in honor of Chuck's BDay, I'll post a few facts. I'll try not to go too overboard.

"There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live."

"Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice."

"Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb."

"Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door."

"Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried."

"Chuck Norris can speak braille."

"Chuck Norris' Calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd - no one foold Chuck Norris."

"Chuck Norris sleeps with every woman in the world secretly for once a month. They bleed for a week as a result."

ok. I can go all day with this, so I'll stop now.