"In the beginning..."

...there was raw...

Chris Raw, that is. At least in this beginning. And as a child, I was fortunate enough to have a few good years before I was too cool to carry my lunch in a box. So before I become too cool or old for things on the internet, like this blog, here is my modern day lunchbox. And it's filled with all kinds of crazy shhhhhiet. In the end, I hope you find the contents of my entries at the least bit useful, interesting, or funny.

But there's no use in explaining it all at once.

For the most part, my aim is to try to stay anonymous as possible.
Content should speak for itself.
But many of my readers probably know me or discovered this site through other means in which my identity is on display (...didn't sound as tacky as, "my myspace page" ...).

So, without further ado...